the only person humble crab follows is avril lavigne
Star Trek TOS Matte Paintings by Albert Whitlock
Would you talk to your siblings about sex if your parents can’t or won’t have “the talk”?
Let’s here it for us who educate our siblings!
Beyoncé rehearsing for her 2014 Grammys Performance (Bonus: Blue says “Surfboard” at the end)
so cute. she goes serfboard! watermelon! hi mummy!!!!
If a woman wants to see the nature of a man, tell him “No.”
Bev Jo (via marjchaos)
And then you’ll see that it’s really men who are the irrational and hyper-emotional ones (p.s., anger is an emotion and males with an entitlement complex excel at expressing it, especially towards women and girls who don’t or refuse to succumb to his bullshit).
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
Turns out Pharrell Williams is a big fan of Linda Marigliano’s photos. As soon as he walked into triple j he asked for Linda and commented ‘Your photos are so great, the dance moves, the poses’. This is what happened next.
- a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
- a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.